1. I curse like a frat boy gone bad

2. Beer, rum and vodka makes me happy

3. I chunk a beer mug and drink like drunken frat boy gone bad (and yes number 1 and number 3 are a lethal combo)

4. I can open canned goods with a knife, yes with just a knife. what?! ow! shut up!

5.  I laugh out loud.

6. I like video games.

7. I love rock songs NOT r'n'b

8. Dirty talk like vagina and such doesn't euw me much.

9. I am a total asshole in real life.

10.  I act like a total doofus in love. I chase after someone, go gaga and throw myself at them. Even confess my undying love for them. And then totally ignores them the moment I get their attention.

11. I sometimes talk "alien" like most guys do.

12. I have tendencies of smoking like a chimney and or drinking like it's Oktoberfest everyday when I'm upset.

13. I punch things when I'm pissed (yes and I can punch you too, jackass).

14. I'm kinda scared of commitments.

15. Hence, Marriage scares the shit out of me.

16. I push people away when they get attached to me.

17. I don't like attention.

18. I don't like talking much when I'm upset. I need to left alone and do the healing on my own.

19. I can sit infront of the tv for hours watching Basketball, Wrestling, Boxing and or F21 and yelling like a mad cow whenever my team scores.

20. I wear my jeans thrice before I wash em.

21. I'd rather watch live bands than go clubbing.

22. I can pull the funniest pranks known to men.

23. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy, doesn't matter if your happiness consists of Valium and stealing someone else lover. I am that easy to deal with.

24. I think Angelina Jolie is HOT and thinks Wentworth Miller is so GAY.


25. One word. WARFREAK.