1. Almost all things done on impulse (ie: haircuts, shopping purchases, men) are 80% more likely to turn out as catastrophes (tears, remorse, regret, contemplations of suicide) rather than sweet triumphs.

2. Love is a Vacuum. It sucks you in and no matter how much you try to hold on to something, you'll find yourself being pulled into it and then after that, you can't find your way out.

3. Turtle cheesecake is called turtle cheesecake because its a shape of the turtle's shell

4. Jealousy is a disease

5. Sometimes you have to break even your own rules to free your heart.

6. Whining about how much your life sucks does not help at all. either you get with it or get over it!

7. Everybody talks shit about everybody,it all depends on how you handle things on your own.

8. No one will hurt you if you don't allow them to...

9. "BE THE PLAYER, NOT THE TOY!" (c/o APRIL)  

10. Focus on the goal of having a happy life. When someone hurts you, ask yourself whether you would rather be happy or right? Choose happiness...

11. A girl can never have too many shoes.

12. A broken heart is the world's great equalizer,because it can bring even the strongest man to his knees.

13. TRUST, HONESTY and UNDERSTANDING are the most important things in a relationship.

14. NOTHING beats constant prayers...they always work.

15. Too much of a good thing is bad.

16. You will always fall inlove again (Until you find that someone who's gonna make you wanna stop falling inlove).

17. Men will always be men.

18. Action and hidden email speak louder than words (AGAIN! c/o APRIL).

19. You don't know what you got till its gone.

20. True friends will always be there with you no matter how poor or stupid you are. They will always love you for what and who you are.

21. Money doesn't buy class.

22. I'm getting older and I'm glad I was able to over come all the trials and sh*ts that passed me by. The trials and problems even heartaches doesn't stop here, everything happens for a reason.

23. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

24. People Forget. No matter how tough and difficult you think your life is, there's someone out there who's going through an even TOUGHER life.

(Number 22 kinda sucks...what the heck was I thinkin?!)

25. Sometimes life hits you hard. So hard you start questioning life what you've done wrong to deserve to be you. You get frustrated because you are not what you wanna be (i.e a writer or a painter or a musician), You hate you're bf/husband for cheating at you and you hate the other woman for being disrespectful of you, for being such a bitch and for being such a slut. But what if its the other way around? Ever wonder what's it like to be the person that people expect you to be and the person that everyone hates? Things don't always turn out the way you want and planned them to be. Things happen for a reason, 1 to teach you things. 2 to put you in a situation you never thought you'd be in or dive in and make you feel like what's it like to be THAT person. 3 to make you a better version of what you were and 4 to have another chance and make things right.