Okay...so the 25 entries before my 25th birthday didn't exactly happened. It was harder than I thought and hoped it would be. I've completely forgotten how retarded I am when Its "work week" that the most "fun" and "productive" thing I ever do is attack those bitches in sorority life and fashion wars in facebook on my 15 minute break and smoke like a chimney on my lunch break (yes I know, I am cursing under my breath right now) with the boys and laugh out loud on my way home with roy bout whatever till we both can't breath anymore. Trust me, I can have the word BORING tattooed on my forehead and not have people wonder why. My brain's too constipated to produce something eloquent or witty . Either that or I just don't have much to say about how my 25 years of existence (in this 3rd world country) and my experiences led me to who I am today and made me a better person. Because yes peoplz I am worst than I could ever be.  And with that I give you the 25 most stupidest, craziest and dumbest things I have ever done in my life. Prepare to be choked...

1. Some,  if not all, of the men I've slept with are losers. YES they are.Unfortunately it took me atleast a year to figure out that nice guys have penises too and yes they work and definitely can have sex too. And trust me, if only my vajayjay can speak, she would've probably yelled at me and detached herself from my body just to get away from all those losers.

2. I drink like a drunken construction worker and get drunk like one too.I have no idea what the hell is with vodka, rhum and beer that makes me come back for more. I mean srsly, they bring nothing but trouble to me and my sanity. I always end up being too drunk to function and swear the morning after that I will NEVER as in NE-EH-VER drink a drop ever again and end up as usual breaking that promise. What the hell?! YES PASS ME THE MARTINI. BOO!


3. I push the nice boys away and force myself to the assholes who couldn't care less about me. I was probably a masochist of some kind in my past life. I can be the dumbest girl when it comes to choosing men. Refer to number one for reference please. These men...the bad ones...they excite me. Like a giggling HighSchool girl you bet.


4. There was a time in my life where I partee'd too much. No I did not misspelled the word party owkey?! Together with getting drunk and wasted, there was a time where I just couldn't function well because I chose to be well...wasted. It was the dumbest thing...really. It was an Amy Whinehouse kind of drama that made me hum to "REHAB" for awhile.


5. I was never good at saving up. 5 years in this industry and the most expensive thing I've ever bought was my digital camera. I'm just so good at wasting money. Shopping anyone?!


6. The "Relationship" that I'm in right now cannot get any complicated than it already is. I mean...I think I can be burned alive for this. Oh hai thar Lucifer, get me that red carpet...just not too soon. kthnx.



7. 25 years old and there was never a day since I was 20 where I missed a day without mouthing profanity and or obscenity. I mean, you can basically google my name and have the F word and all other god forsaken words typed beside the definition of my name.  


8. I have tendencies of smoking like its the end of the world when I'm stressed. I smoked like one 2 years ago and finally had the guts to quite.But guess what?! I just smoked a pack the other day. Not very friendly to my lungs.


9. When I was 19, my parents were generous enough to send me to school again even after graduating college. A year after nursing school I chose to stop and be independent. It was a stupid thing to do really. I mean not that I'm regretting it or anything ( as a matter of fact I think I am...) but maybe things would've been different if I stayed home and became less bratty about being independent. Now I'm the poorest amongst the poor.


10. There were possible "relationships" in the past year that I had to let go,  forever having the thought of what if's. Refer to number 6. I guess having HIM in my life makes it even more complicated because I'm stuck at being with him and all the other men that I liked remained being just my friend one because I always rush things with them and second because guy number 6 is there. Ow shut up!


11. 4 years ago my parents started fixing their papers for migration in Australia. My mother practically almost begged me to go back to school so I can come with them to Australia, being over aged and all I had to go back to school and make it look like I'm still depending on their resources and all that crap. BUT I didn't. Guess why? Because I was still inlove with an ex that took me 5 years and one dead ex bf to realize that he is after all not the one for me. Now I'm gonna be stuck in this 3rd world country. Without a family, not even a decent relationship and a job that couldn't keep me sane.

12.  About 3 years ago I was in a department store buying a cheek blush, I was in line over the counter for about half an hour holding one fucking peice of blush on. I was gonna be late for work and I swear to god I was never gonna put the blush back after waiting that long only to go back and fall in line again some other day for god knows how long. So being the bitch that I am, I decided to put the blush in my pocket and just go. Yes I stole it. And guess what?! I was caught. Stupid...stupid...stupid...what the hell was I thinking?! I can only laugh at myself now.

13. In July I met someone who seriously made me feel like a highschool girl gone bad, the kind that giggles for no apparent reason. The kind that blushes when she hears his name. It was worse than a Jonas brothers fan moment. So we met up a couple of times and finally went out to watch a movie. I thought I was gonna faint and I was so ready to dial the hospital's number for ambulance assistance until I did something really stupid. Something I promised I won't do with him until I'm ready and he is too. Then poof! Gone.

14. In 2007, during the Milenyo Storm instead of being home after work my Convergys friends and I were in the middle of the Commonwealth road drunk driving. I could've died yes, but ya think I cared?!


15.  I was so inlove with boyfriend number 3. So inlove I dated his bestfriend so I can be near him. Oh please! Go ahead and strangle me.


16.  A year ago I was stupid enough to believe that my biological dad has changed and gave him the benefit of the doubt. My Ass! Off course he didn't changed. I'm gonna forever regret that I gave him another chance. It was like opening a door for him and having him slam it to my face with him on the other side laughing at me for being so gullible.

17.  I can be an asshole friend at times. All those people I lost touch of I lost touch because I was to lazy to take the time to text them or meet up with them.


18. Ever wondered why after 5 years in the industry I am still an agent and didn't even get promoted? Not even once? Because I can be the laziest person in the universe. I quit the moment I feel like quitting.

19. I lost a 35,000 pesos worth of cellphone inside the movie house because I was busy making out with my then boyfriend.

20. I later lost that boyfriend because I told him I was still (unfortunately) inlove with boyfriend number 3 and is so confused weather I really love him or not.

21.  After my last serious relationship I basically got scared to let people in my life because I am scared shit they might end up dead too. Literally.

22. I like OD-ing  myself with diet pills whenever I'm depressed about my weight. It has indeed been a battle my whole life. GET A LIFE KLAUBETTE!

23. I waste money on bags and shoes. What to do with all of them? Oh yeeeeaah I'm a girl. I have all the right to. Okay. Owkay.

24. I bitch around too often. That's a given I guess...  

25. I think I'm gonna be fired for having an affair with her boss. Not that I'm planning to. I mean can someone get fired for flirting? Excessive flirting maybe?

I have no fucking Idea how I'd be able to post this blog entry since heh, we don't have internets at work (losers) but I'm honestly fucking bored right now and I swear to god I'm gonna die any minute soon...die of hypothermia. My fingernails are purple and my hands are freezing cold, too cold it hurts. Geez, this office needs to lower down their air condition...either that or I'm just retarded. Plus I'm about ready to bump my head on my desk because I really...like reeeeaally wanna go home already. I freaking hate this schedule. Everyone on the team are home except for Miles and I. And we're seriously thinking of logging out an hour before our shift ends. lolz

So I hate being around unfamiliar "zombie" looking people, I can be a total bitch to unfamiliar faces. Doesn't matter if they're sitting beside me or infront of me. I can bitch slap someone right now just because I'm bored. Owkey...so that was the spoiled brat in me kicking in. But srsly, I wanna bitch slap the girl sitting 2 seats from where I am, just because she's too loud and I hate her accent.

Furthermore, let’s all pretend that I am having fun at work right at this very moment even if I wanna flush myself down the toilet out of boredom and annoyance because I am still here, talking shit about cable internet. OMGWTF!

What do you do when you're back at work after less than 12 hours and you had just 2 hours of sleep and you have a weird seatmate who constantly checks out websites of girls on bikini and asks you if tha beeyach is hot. WTF! I say stomp at yer feet and run out of the building and never  come back. Ok...maybe some other time...

I am constantly drafting images of myself being a writer / artist who is willing to starve for the sake of art inside my head. And I am constantly hoping that this nightmare of working in a BPO company would end soon. Then again I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon or for the next 10 years or so, since I am the poorest amongst the poor and needs lots and lots of money for shopping and drinking...for they have always been my emotional cure-all. And without them, I am gonna die.

NO. SRSLY...I know I'm not making sense right now. I wish I can fight off consciousness and play dead so they would send me home, but that would take the Armageddon to happen. So I guess I would have to pretend yet again that I LOVE  MY JOB. Meh.

OMG OMG OMG OMIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!! ME WANT TICKETS FOR THIS!!! BIRTHDAY PRESENT! ANYONE?! gaaaaaaaaaaaah! ♥

please?

1. I am like no other (YES SHUT UP!)

2. I am sweet as candy beybeh, you'll never go wrong. (LOL)

3. I am not and never will be a materialistic gf.

4. I am a cheapskate. Toy Kingdom and McDonalds makes me a happy happy girl.

5. I am a generous gf.

6. I hug alot.

7. I cook, wash clothes and clean for bf's. Even if I usually ask someone to do those things for me.

8. I go the extra mile for surprises and such.

9. I say I love you and mean it in the truest sense of the word.

10. I can cook adobo and spaghetti pretty well. Yes the kind that makes you forget your name. bah!

11. I'd take care of you when your sick...even when your not.

12. I can make you smile like no other.

13. I can be one of the boys and watch a ball game with you and drink till the beer's coming out of my nose. Pretty gross but I think its sweet.

14. I can sit with you, and just hold your hand for hours when you don't feel like talking.

15. I will never look and smile at anyone like I look and smile at you.

16. Adoration and Love can be combined. Yes that's according to me.

17. I'll let you have a boy's night out and not care about what you do, like you give me a girl's night out and not care about what we do.

18. I like making bf's jealous...just because I think it's cute when they are.

19. I can make you laugh when your mad.

20. What I don't know won't hurt me...hence NEVER EVER tell me what you did the night or the week before with the boys.

21. I usually apologize when I know I'm wrong.

22. I'll let you pick whatever channel you want.

23. I'll believe in you like no one has.

24. I'll watch you sleep.

25. I'll sing to you even if I'm out of tune.

Is my baby sister Kamesh...

1. I curse like a frat boy gone bad

2. Beer, rum and vodka makes me happy

3. I chunk a beer mug and drink like drunken frat boy gone bad (and yes number 1 and number 3 are a lethal combo)

4. I can open canned goods with a knife, yes with just a knife. what?! ow! shut up!

5.  I laugh out loud.

6. I like video games.

7. I love rock songs NOT r'n'b

8. Dirty talk like vagina and such doesn't euw me much.

9. I am a total asshole in real life.

10.  I act like a total doofus in love. I chase after someone, go gaga and throw myself at them. Even confess my undying love for them. And then totally ignores them the moment I get their attention.

11. I sometimes talk "alien" like most guys do.

12. I have tendencies of smoking like a chimney and or drinking like it's Oktoberfest everyday when I'm upset.

13. I punch things when I'm pissed (yes and I can punch you too, jackass).

14. I'm kinda scared of commitments.

15. Hence, Marriage scares the shit out of me.

16. I push people away when they get attached to me.

17. I don't like attention.

18. I don't like talking much when I'm upset. I need to left alone and do the healing on my own.

19. I can sit infront of the tv for hours watching Basketball, Wrestling, Boxing and or F21 and yelling like a mad cow whenever my team scores.

20. I wear my jeans thrice before I wash em.

21. I'd rather watch live bands than go clubbing.

22. I can pull the funniest pranks known to men.

23. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy, doesn't matter if your happiness consists of Valium and stealing someone else lover. I am that easy to deal with.

24. I think Angelina Jolie is HOT and thinks Wentworth Miller is so GAY.


25. One word. WARFREAK.

Okay so before you, (yes you) tell me how long this blog has been  "dead" lemme just tell you that one its officially 25 days before my 25th birthday (gawd it's been that long?! I'm that old?! euw) and number two I know already...my brain's too constipated or my neurons aren't just in the mood, either way shut up because I know and I'm finally writing an entry. Owkey?!

Anyway so I had this idea of blogging about myself (vain much?) 25 days, everyday till my 25th birthday...good luck to me on that but yeah...lets try to keep up.


1. A birthday Cake -- I have no idea why I have a thing for birthday cakes. I guess maybe because the best birthday's I had when I was a kid includes birthday cakes and balloons. Last time I had a birthday cake was when I was 18. Gah!


2. Surprise Birthday Party -- I have no idea what's up with me and my obsession with surprise birthday parties. This has been on my list for the past 3 years or so...ask me why...I have absolutely no idea. maybe because I like surprises, but I am at the same time too nosy that people couldn't manage to throw me anything surprising.

3. That Hoodie -- Yes that hoodie down below. I just saw this a few weeks ago online. Hoodies that KC Concepcion designed for Bayo for the benefit of UNICEF. I've been acting like a giddy giddy kid overdosed in kool aid, super excited on buyin it only to find out that they're sold out. god. where to find them?!



4. Converse Shoes -- I know its been far too long since converse started being "IN" again but its just nowadays that i finally realize how nice they are and how much they go along with just about anything. I saw one with red splats on them. They're gorgeous!

5. Chanel drop down  pearl earings -- No not the real one, because I bet it does cost a fortune, I'd probably be working half of my life before I get to pay for something like that ( okay maybe that was a bit OA). Those earrings that Kris Aquino wore the whole time of Cory Aquino's wake. I saw something similar, almost similar. Except the ones I saw only costs 400 pesos and it kinda screams "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" but the hell I care.


6. Old Movies DVD's -- I've always been fond of old movies. And I want the ff:

* Say anything
* 16 candles
* Breakfast at Tiffany's
* Casanova
* St Elmos fire
* The Breakfast Club
* Pretty In Pink


7. An out of town trip -- my Cvg fiends and I have always loved road trips. The spur of the moment kind of trips that only requires money for toll and gas and off course camera.

8. A drunken night and a day with THESE GUYS .

9. Be that skinny again. Gah! I've been eating too much carbs these days. I need to stop being hungry!!! I wanna be that skinny again. that was 5 years ago. Sigh.


10. Go to the gym-- I have no idea how I'd fit that into my schedule, I mean not that its been super busy of anything but hey, you know this life I live includes lots of sleep and energy. I have no idea how  and where to get all the energy but I wanna go back to the gym and work my butt off. Then again, the last time I was in the gym I only lasted for about 3 months and then I got fat afterward. Like really fat. but my arms are starting to be flabby and all since I lost all the weight I gained for the last one year...oh I dunno.



11.  MARC by Marc Jacobs Limited edition Paris Jetaime Charm Necklace -- I have no idea how much this really costs. But I found one online and being the girl that I am who just loves bright shiny things...I fell inlove with it the moment I saw it. Okay that's what I always say but whatever. It Costs around 3 thousand pesos. It prolly just costs ten bucks in the states but acck its nice.



12. That Pink Brush Set -- They're cheap. It's a set and they're pink. nuff said.


13. Fuchsia Pink Lipstick -- the kind that Molly Ringwald wore in the 80's. Yes the kind that Barbie wears! Oh they're nice!


15. A Mug. I bought mine years ago in watson's. I bought it for a hundred pesos. It fell from a bench to the cemented floor thrice for the last 2 weeks. And it finally gave up. I get dehydrated easily and my mouth dries up quickly (oh I wonder why) like I need to drink water every 5 mins at work. And lately, life's been just DRY without my good ol mug.

16. Flowers -- Now I know at one point I did say that flowers and chocolates are overrated. But I think I was drugged or somethin when I said that. Prolly a little too bitter too (ah who knows). But I am a girl. And like any other girls, I love flowers. And how sad is it to be someone who co-incidentally dated men who doesn't give out flowers and thinks its too cheesy?! Uh yeah. Last time I received flowers was 2 years ago. Muller sent me tulips ( my fave) at work for my birthday. I was like a kid who saw a rainbow for the first time.


17. Necklace watch -- Because I've always been fascinated with vintage items. And I think its so cool.



18. A Tattoo (by Ricky Sta. Anna) -- I've been wanting to get a tattoo. I have the design that I want and I even forced my sister to draw it for me. But I must admit that I am a bit chickened out by the thought of having atleast half of a needle stick through my skin for the next hour or so. I heard it felt like a thousand ants biting you over and over again only this one hurts so much better. Plus I think my parents are still gonna burn me alive if they find out I got myself painted. Yes I am 25 and yes I'm kind of still scared or them. Try having a mother like mine. Geez.


19. Cory Shirt -- Because I'm such a fan. I've been eying this "Salamat Cory" shirts in Bench for the last month and I've been contemplating to buy one because I bet everybody's got them. I want one, I just want one that's a little unique, not the kind that almost everybody's wearing.

20. Crash Course in WRITING -- I can almost hear my mother saying that I should go back to school and take something up that interests me. That home schooling sounds easy. Owkey...maybe in time. Yeah, well okay I guess I don't have much time anymore but...soon...

21. Driving Lessons -- Yes I am 25 and Yes I have no idea how to drive. I am just the type who doesn't really learn something when someone is infront of me and giving me all these lectures. I have always been someone who learns things on my own. Last time I tried learning how to drive was when I was about 16. My then Bf and I ends up fighting every session and after 4 days he gave up and so did I.


22. An Mp3 An IPOD -- Or whatever. Something that I can put songs to, more than 20 songs. Okay so I only have my phone to save songs to and listen to when I'm bored. I guess I need an IPOD already. And yes...I know mp3's so 90's. Shut up!

23.  Jergen's Shimmer  -- Okay...so I've always wanted to have one of these. I know. I just do okay? I just do. It's 600 pesos in rustan's. What the?! Really...I want one.


25. A Birthday Party -- LOLZ. Seriously, I've been wanting to have a rocking 25th birthday party since I was 10. I don't know why. But I've always told myself (since I was 10) that I want a really cool birthday party when I turn 25. My mom says "Maybe it's because you know 25's old already and that you're gonna have to start acting like one when you reach 25." LOL I dunno. I just hope things and my budget turn out the way I want it to be. And just like my 18th birthday party. I just want this to be worth remembering.