25 reasons why I would rather be your bestfriend than your girlfriend.
1. I curse like a frat boy gone bad
2. Beer, rum and vodka makes me happy
3. I chunk a beer mug and drink like drunken frat boy gone bad (and yes number 1 and number 3 are a lethal combo)
4. I can open canned goods with a knife, yes with just a knife. what?! ow! shut up!
5. I laugh out loud.
6. I like video games.
7. I love rock songs NOT r'n'b
8. Dirty talk like vagina and such doesn't euw me much.
9. I am a total asshole in real life.
10. I act like a total doofus in love. I chase after someone, go gaga and throw myself at them. Even confess my undying love for them. And then totally ignores them the moment I get their attention.
11. I sometimes talk "alien" like most guys do.
12. I have tendencies of smoking like a chimney and or drinking like it's Oktoberfest everyday when I'm upset.
13. I punch things when I'm pissed (yes and I can punch you too, jackass).
14. I'm kinda scared of commitments.
15. Hence, Marriage scares the shit out of me.
16. I push people away when they get attached to me.
17. I don't like attention.
18. I don't like talking much when I'm upset. I need to left alone and do the healing on my own.
19. I can sit infront of the tv for hours watching Basketball, Wrestling, Boxing and or F21 and yelling like a mad cow whenever my team scores.
20. I wear my jeans thrice before I wash em.
21. I'd rather watch live bands than go clubbing.
22. I can pull the funniest pranks known to men.
23. Whatever makes you happy makes me happy, doesn't matter if your happiness consists of Valium and stealing someone else lover. I am that easy to deal with.
24. I think Angelina Jolie is HOT and thinks Wentworth Miller is so GAY.
25. One word. WARFREAK.