1. Some, if not all, of the men I've slept with are losers. YES they are.Unfortunately it took me atleast a year to figure out that nice guys have penises too and yes they work and definitely can have sex too. And trust me, if only my vajayjay can speak, she would've probably yelled at me and detached herself from my body just to get away from all those losers.
2. I drink like a drunken construction worker and get drunk like one too.I have no idea what the hell is with vodka, rhum and beer that makes me come back for more. I mean srsly, they bring nothing but trouble to me and my sanity. I always end up being too drunk to function and swear the morning after that I will NEVER as in NE-EH-VER drink a drop ever again and end up as usual breaking that promise. What the hell?! YES PASS ME THE MARTINI. BOO!
3. I push the nice boys away and force myself to the assholes who couldn't care less about me. I was probably a masochist of some kind in my past life. I can be the dumbest girl when it comes to choosing men. Refer to number one for reference please. These men...the bad ones...they excite me. Like a giggling HighSchool girl you bet.
4. There was a time in my life where I partee'd too much. No I did not misspelled the word party owkey?! Together with getting drunk and wasted, there was a time where I just couldn't function well because I chose to be well...wasted. It was the dumbest thing...really. It was an Amy Whinehouse kind of drama that made me hum to "REHAB" for awhile.
5. I was never good at saving up. 5 years in this industry and the most expensive thing I've ever bought was my digital camera. I'm just so good at wasting money. Shopping anyone?!
6. The "Relationship" that I'm in right now cannot get any complicated than it already is. I mean...I think I can be burned alive for this. Oh hai thar Lucifer, get me that red carpet...just not too soon. kthnx.
7. 25 years old and there was never a day since I was 20 where I missed a day without mouthing profanity and or obscenity. I mean, you can basically google my name and have the F word and all other god forsaken words typed beside the definition of my name.
8. I have tendencies of smoking like its the end of the world when I'm stressed. I smoked like one 2 years ago and finally had the guts to quite.But guess what?! I just smoked a pack the other day. Not very friendly to my lungs.
9. When I was 19, my parents were generous enough to send me to school again even after graduating college. A year after nursing school I chose to stop and be independent. It was a stupid thing to do really. I mean not that I'm regretting it or anything ( as a matter of fact I think I am...) but maybe things would've been different if I stayed home and became less bratty about being independent. Now I'm the poorest amongst the poor.
10. There were possible "relationships" in the past year that I had to let go, forever having the thought of what if's. Refer to number 6. I guess having HIM in my life makes it even more complicated because I'm stuck at being with him and all the other men that I liked remained being just my friend one because I always rush things with them and second because guy number 6 is there. Ow shut up!
11. 4 years ago my parents started fixing their papers for migration in Australia. My mother practically almost begged me to go back to school so I can come with them to Australia, being over aged and all I had to go back to school and make it look like I'm still depending on their resources and all that crap. BUT I didn't. Guess why? Because I was still inlove with an ex that took me 5 years and one dead ex bf to realize that he is after all not the one for me. Now I'm gonna be stuck in this 3rd world country. Without a family, not even a decent relationship and a job that couldn't keep me sane.
12. About 3 years ago I was in a department store buying a cheek blush, I was in line over the counter for about half an hour holding one fucking peice of blush on. I was gonna be late for work and I swear to god I was never gonna put the blush back after waiting that long only to go back and fall in line again some other day for god knows how long. So being the bitch that I am, I decided to put the blush in my pocket and just go. Yes I stole it. And guess what?! I was caught. Stupid...stupid...stupid...what the hell was I thinking?! I can only laugh at myself now.
13. In July I met someone who seriously made me feel like a highschool girl gone bad, the kind that giggles for no apparent reason. The kind that blushes when she hears his name. It was worse than a Jonas brothers fan moment. So we met up a couple of times and finally went out to watch a movie. I thought I was gonna faint and I was so ready to dial the hospital's number for ambulance assistance until I did something really stupid. Something I promised I won't do with him until I'm ready and he is too. Then poof! Gone.
14. In 2007, during the Milenyo Storm instead of being home after work my Convergys friends and I were in the middle of the Commonwealth road drunk driving. I could've died yes, but ya think I cared?!
15. I was so inlove with boyfriend number 3. So inlove I dated his bestfriend so I can be near him. Oh please! Go ahead and strangle me.
16. A year ago I was stupid enough to believe that my biological dad has changed and gave him the benefit of the doubt. My Ass! Off course he didn't changed. I'm gonna forever regret that I gave him another chance. It was like opening a door for him and having him slam it to my face with him on the other side laughing at me for being so gullible.
17. I can be an asshole friend at times. All those people I lost touch of I lost touch because I was to lazy to take the time to text them or meet up with them.
18. Ever wondered why after 5 years in the industry I am still an agent and didn't even get promoted? Not even once? Because I can be the laziest person in the universe. I quit the moment I feel like quitting.
19. I lost a 35,000 pesos worth of cellphone inside the movie house because I was busy making out with my then boyfriend.
20. I later lost that boyfriend because I told him I was still (unfortunately) inlove with boyfriend number 3 and is so confused weather I really love him or not.
21. After my last serious relationship I basically got scared to let people in my life because I am scared shit they might end up dead too. Literally.
22. I like OD-ing myself with diet pills whenever I'm depressed about my weight. It has indeed been a battle my whole life. GET A LIFE KLAUBETTE!
23. I waste money on bags and shoes. What to do with all of them? Oh yeeeeaah I'm a girl. I have all the right to. Okay. Owkay.
24. I bitch around too often. That's a given I guess...
25. I think I'm gonna be fired for having an affair with her boss. Not that I'm planning to. I mean can someone get fired for flirting? Excessive flirting maybe?